Elephant Stew

Ingredients:

1 elephant
10 warthogs
100 kilograms tomatoes
1000 kilograms potatoes
2 bags onions
100 kilograms salt
1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
10 liters vinegar
20 liters chutney
4 guineafowl

Preparation:

Hunt the elephant, warthog and guineafowl. Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks (will take about a month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.

Produces about 3,500 helpings.

Note: If the above isn't enough, add the guineafowl as well.

(This is not self written, its taken from here [link] , where they also teach you how to make a stuffed camel, that is if you have the appetite and the interest)

A poem that was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid:
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored ??

There was a young law student named Rex
who had very small organs of sex.
When charged with exposure
he said with composure
de minimis non curat lex

when birds fly
they navigate by the stars.
these nights the walls come down
these nights are ours

this love is lets me want to stay,
ill be beside you all the way
all the way
all the way
all the way



this one gets peas. corn, mashed potato and oregano

when birds fly
they navigate by the stars.
these nights the walls come down
these nights are ours

this love is lets me want to stay,
ill be beside you all the way
all the way
all the way
all the way



this one gets peas. corn, mashed potato and oregano